{"product_id":"👑💎-ridiculous-fat-8-5-tip","title":"👑💎 Ridiculous — Fat 8.5” Tip","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis Matucana Peruvianus is straight up ridick . It’s the frostiest thing on the farm right now.  8.5” tip,  satisfyingly thick, to be cut upon purchase. Partial description from my first time listing it — “This is a Matucana Peru just like Papa Smurf, but it’s even bluer, though not quite as notchy.  It is a daily one of the most ridiculously pretty Perus in my collection. Now, did I officially name it “Ridiculous” as I was creating this listing \u003cem\u003ejust now\u003c\/em\u003e? Hmmm 🤔 … I think I did ladies and gentlemen … I think I did.”  (not yet tested 🌶️)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e-——-\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRooting instructions included in every package.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAllow 7-10 days for cut-to-order listings to callous before shipment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e“👑“ means Kingstock, usually reserved for named clones or rarer cultivars. “💎” means extra primo, sometimes due to the nature of the cut (extra fat, rare shape etc). 🌶️” means that it packs a ceremonial punch, two\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e“🌶️🌶️” is my highest ranking, and no ranking means either that it lacks much potency for ceremonial use, or I have not yet tested it. My potency assessments are based only on anecdotal personal experience, and are for purposes of valuing collectibility, not consumption.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe cut you see here is the cut you get, unless noted as an inventory listing.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAll plants are hard grown rough-n-tumble … outdoors in the ground without shade control, so these soldiers have adaptive fortitude 💪. Keyword 38sun\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Cactus Jones","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46699711201457,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0516\/4230\/2641\/files\/8FC3C784-0EFF-4592-9E6B-5F69360BC940.jpg?v=1773014038","url":"https:\/\/www.thecactusjones.com\/products\/%f0%9f%91%91%f0%9f%92%8e-ridiculous-fat-8-5-tip","provider":"The Cactus Jones","version":"1.0","type":"link"}