{"product_id":"💎👑-dr-funkenstein-crested-graft-on-ler","title":"💎👑 Dr. Funkenstein — Crested Graft on LER","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe ultimate form of Dr Funk (variegated *\u003cem\u003eand*\u003c\/em\u003e crested) grafted on thick Pachanoi LER.  Will be cut at 12”.  NOTE: the 2 black spots are sunburn, \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003enot\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e an infection or rot!  This is actually why I’m listing it, it’s getting blazed by the early sun, right on a spot with no chlorophyll so it can’t adapt.  Aside from that blemish, this is super healthy and currently pumping 🚀 . Clone notes: Dr. Funkenstein, or sometimes “Dr. Funk”, is an Australian clone that comes from a seed grown plant from Sam Frankel. Specimens can exhibit variegation and display both crested and non-crested columns. It’s a gem 💎\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e—-—-\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRooting instructions included in every package.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAllow 7-10 days for cut-to-order listings to callous before shipment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e“👑“ means Kingstock, usually reserved for named clones or rarer cultivars. “💎” means extra primo, sometimes due to the nature of the cut (extra fat, rare shape etc). 🌶️” means that it packs a ceremonial punch, two\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e“🌶️🌶️” is my highest ranking, and no ranking means either that it lacks much potency for ceremonial use, or I have not yet tested it. My potency assessments are based only on anecdotal personal experience, and are for purposes of valuing collectibility, not consumption.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe cut you see here is the cut you get, unless noted as an inventory listing.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAll plants are hard grown rough-n-tumble … outdoors in the ground without shade control, so these soldiers have adaptive fortitude 💪. \u003c\/span\u003eKeyword 416mid\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Cactus Jones","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45376743080113,"sku":null,"price":119.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0516\/4230\/2641\/files\/E9F42B75-A833-406A-94F3-9E5BFC841F84.jpg?v=1744847330","url":"https:\/\/www.thecactusjones.com\/products\/%f0%9f%92%8e%f0%9f%91%91-dr-funkenstein-crested-graft-on-ler","provider":"The Cactus Jones","version":"1.0","type":"link"}