{"product_id":"💎👑-papa-smurf-8-chonk-melon","title":"💎👑 Papa Smurf — 8” Chonk Melon","description":"\u003cp\u003ePapa Smurf 8” melon pup to be cut upon purchase. This shade grown basal pup is showing just how stunning Papa Smurf can get.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClone info: Out of the several different Matucana Peruvianus here on the farm, this one is the notchiest and most satisfying to stare at — Papa Smurf!  It makes a beautiful Peruvianus like Serra Blue look boring, and it makes a boring Peruvianus like SS01 look like cuzco. You simply need Papa Smurf in your life. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e-——-\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRooting instructions included in every package.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAllow 7-10 days for cut-to-order listings to callous before shipment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e“👑“ means Kingstock, usually reserved for named clones or rarer cultivars. “💎” means extra primo, sometimes due to the nature of the cut (extra fat, rare shape etc). 🌶️” means that it packs a ceremonial punch, two\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e“🌶️🌶️” is my highest ranking, and no ranking means either that it lacks much potency for ceremonial use, or I have not yet tested it. My potency assessments are based only on anecdotal personal experience, and are for purposes of valuing collectibility, not consumption.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe cut you see here is the cut you get, unless noted as an inventory listing.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAll plants are hard grown rough-n-tumble … outdoors in the ground without shade control, so these soldiers have adaptive fortitude 💪. Keyword 45sun\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Cactus Jones","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46748015231153,"sku":null,"price":119.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0516\/4230\/2641\/files\/C59539BF-364E-4737-AB08-6197B836C9EF.jpg?v=1775436251","url":"https:\/\/www.thecactusjones.com\/products\/%f0%9f%92%8e%f0%9f%91%91-papa-smurf-8-chonk-melon","provider":"The Cactus Jones","version":"1.0","type":"link"}