{"product_id":"💎👑-papa-smurf-notch-grenade","title":"💎👑💎 Papa Smurf Notch Bomb","description":"\u003cp\u003ePapa Smurf is the notchiest Peru clone you’ll ever find, aside from maybe “Nubs” from Mallachts. Good sized grenade pup here, which is towards the end the rooting stress process, so it’ll  be poppin roots any minute. A few minor, well healed, perfectly imperfect blemishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClone info: Out of the several different Matucana Peruvianus here on the farm, this one is the notchiest and most satisfying to stare at — Papa Smurf!  It makes a beautiful Peruvianus like Serra Blue look boring, and it makes a boring Peruvianus like SS01 look like cuzco. You simply need Papa Smurf in your life. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e-——-\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRooting instructions included in every package.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAllow 7-10 days for cut-to-order listings to callous before shipment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e“👑“ means Kingstock, usually reserved for named clones or rarer cultivars. “💎” means extra primo, sometimes due to the nature of the cut (extra fat, rare shape etc). 🌶️” means that it packs a ceremonial punch, two\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e“🌶️🌶️” is my highest ranking, and no ranking means either that it lacks much potency for ceremonial use, or I have not yet tested it. My potency assessments are based only on anecdotal personal experience, and are for purposes of valuing collectibility, not consumption.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe cut you see here is the cut you get, unless noted as an inventory listing.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAll plants are hard grown rough-n-tumble … outdoors in the ground without shade control, so these soldiers have adaptive fortitude 💪. Keyword 49mid\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Cactus Jones","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45340376137905,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0516\/4230\/2641\/files\/75FA7BFF-1FEE-4424-8857-BB7F5B36539E.jpg?v=1744240875","url":"https:\/\/www.thecactusjones.com\/products\/%f0%9f%92%8e%f0%9f%91%91-papa-smurf-notch-grenade","provider":"The Cactus Jones","version":"1.0","type":"link"}