{"product_id":"custom-listing-for-ernest-m","title":"Custom Listing for Ernest M.","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease ignore if you are not Ernest M.  This custom listing is for a 9” Papa Smurf pup. Good thickness.  Note 1: This is the least blue you will ever see Papa Smurf — it was growing in full blaze sun (zero shade) so I cut it with the intention of rooting it under 50% shade.  It will Smurf out in shade! Note 2: Minor well healed blemishes, due to my hose dragging against it (another reason I was planning to root it elsewhere) \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClone info: Out of the several different Matucana Peruvianus on the farm, this one is the frostiest and notchiest — Papa Smurf! It’s soooo satisfying 🤤.  It makes a beautiful Peruvianus like Serra Blue look boring, and it makes a boring Peruvianus like SS01 look like absolute dog doo. You simply need Papa Smurf in your life. (not yet tested 🌶️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e—-\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eRooting instructions included in every package.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAllow 7-10 days for cut-to-order listings to callous before shipment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e“👑“ means Kingstock, usually reserved for named clones or rarer cultivars. “💎” means extra primo, sometimes due to the nature of the cut (extra fat, rare shape etc). 🌶️” means that it packs a ceremonial punch, two\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e“🌶️🌶️” is my highest ranking, and no ranking means either that it lacks much potency for ceremonial use, or I have not yet tested it. My potency assessments are based only on anecdotal personal experience, and are for purposes of valuing collectibility, not consumption.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe cut you see here is the cut you get, unless noted as an inventory listing.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAll plants are hard grown rough-n-tumble … outdoors in the ground without shade control, so these soldiers have adaptive fortitude 💪. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Cactus Jones","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44962048934065,"sku":null,"price":109.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0516\/4230\/2641\/files\/2C3F5B40-AC65-4DDC-887C-9B2A4B79FF34.jpg?v=1733770972","url":"https:\/\/www.thecactusjones.com\/products\/custom-listing-for-ernest-m","provider":"The Cactus Jones","version":"1.0","type":"link"}