Férias! (Shop Notes for Sunday 9/27/26)
I‘ll be in Portugal from tomorrow evening through next Wednesday, and next Sunday will be the very first time I skip the Sunday Shop Drop in 5 years of The Cactus Jones. No way! 😱. Before I jet , I’ll try to ship out all orders from last Wednesday’s mid week drop, though several cuttings aren’t fully calloused yet. If yours turns out to be one of the packages from last Wednesday that needs to wait until my return next week, then you should celebrate, because I’m going to load your delayed box up with serious goodies. Shipping for today’s drop will take a few days longer than usual (expect a 10-12 day turnaround). Thank you for being patient 🙏.
Eu amo vocês 💚 🇵🇹
Trevor
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General shop Info:
Free Shipping for Californians
Shipping is now free for California residents! If you live in California, simply subtract shipping from the total (do the math in your head) when you make your Venmo or Zelle payment. Easy peasy. Note, Californians only please. I check! If you’re in a neighboring state and decide “I’m close enough to Cali to not pay shipping”, I will have to send you a friendly email to pay shipping to complete the transaction. Please don’t make me send artificially friendly emails, it’s awkward.
The Sunday Shop Drop:
This shop gets restocked every single Sunday (the “Sunday Shop Drop”). If you’re here for the first time and you don’t see much, that’s because it’s mostly sold out since the last Sunday drop.
Mid Week Drops:
Sometimes the Sunday drop sells out quickly (by Monday or Tuesday), so I’ll do a mid week drop on Wednesday or Thursday. Mid week drops happen more often during spring and summer.
Add-on Freebies:
I often, but not always, include an “Add-on Freebie” in my drops. Sometimes these freebies are super generous, like full size 10” tips of a clone. Don’t forget to add it to your cart, as long as there’s already something else in your cart.
Emojis:
I use an oversimplified and somewhat silly (but effective) emoji legend in my listings, as follows:
👑 — Named clones or rarer cultivars (Kingstock)
👑💎 — Extra rare / collectible / desirable Kingstock.
🌶️ — Has enough potency* for ceremonial use, based on my anecdotal personal assay (not based on lab work!). If a listing has no ranking, that means it either lacks much potency (such as LER or Yowie) or, more often the case, I simply don’t know yet. I can’t assay them all, there’s too many Pokémon.
🌶️🌶️ — Highest potency* rating, there are currently 14 of these.
* Potency is shared only for purposes of collectibility, not for purposes of consumption. I will not discuss preparation or consumption. My customer base is collectors, and potency relates to collectibility. ‘Nuff said!
Why no credit cards or PayPal?
Due to my openness in communicating about these amazing plants (Trichocereus), I have been blacklisted by all credit card payment processors, along with PayPal. I now only transact with Venmo and CashApp.
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Gift Cards are now available! Have a friend or family member who’s always jonesin’ for Trichocereus? Give ‘em a Cactus Jones gift card! Available in denominations of $20, $50, $100, $250 and $500.
Cactus Jones gift cards have no expiration, and they’re easy to redeem. 927sun
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In cactus we trust —
Trevor
The Cactus Jones
